rimjob

rimjob
1. (Rimjob) (3541↑, 932↓)
the act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal

My girlfriend puked while giving me a rimjob so i slapped the bitch.

2. (rimjob) (2107↑, 1237↓)
The one word that will never, ever fit into any conversation you might be having. Stops the conversation right then and there.

"So, what do you think about-" "Rimjob\!" "What the fuck\!?"

3. (rimjob) (1157↑, 498↓)
According to Lian Cartman from South Park, it's when you contort yourself into a pretzel and allow someone to give you oral pleasure in, on and around your sphincter.

SHEILA: What did my son say Mr. Mackie? Did he say the S-woid? MR. MACKIE: No, it was worse than that. SHEILA: The F-woid? MR. MACKIE: Well here’s a short list of the things your kids've been saying, m’kay? SHARON MARSH: Oh dear God\! SHEILA BROFLOVSKY: What the heck is a "rimjob"? LIAN CARTMAN: Oh, why that’s when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass\!

4. (Rimjob) (1489↑, 934↓)
A job at Research In Motion (RIM)

I got a RIM Job

5. (Rimjob) (898↑, 536↓)
The splendid art of enjoying the flavor and scent of your womans tailpipe while you gingerly lick and sniff her funky rusty sheriffs star. All this culminating in a total mouth to tailhole suction and licking resulting in a thorough cleansing and an anal orgasm for her.

There's nothing better than giving my old lady a rimjob before I eat her pussy out. After that she'll usually suck my dick.

6. (rimjob) (441↑, 195↓)
To orally stimulate someones asshole in a circular motion, probably feels pretty god damn good.

My asshole feels so good man since that girl rimmed it.

Author: Nun ya bizness http://rimjob.urbanup.com/988929
7. (Rimjob) (323↑, 155↓)
The process of licking the anal orifice of an individual who positions themself so that their ankles are place behind their head/neck.

Hey your mom just gave me a rimjob.

8. (Rimjob) (159↑, 61↓)
Eating/licking/sucking on someones asshole for their pleasure.

" i got a rimjob from my G/F"

9. (Rimjob) (138↑, 47↓)
To lick or suck the anal opening.

I got a rimjob last night from my boyfriend, and damn, it was great\!

10. (Rimjob) (101↑, 51↓)
To lick one's anus to please him/her.

I gave my sexy thick-ass girlfriend a rimjob, and she couldn't stop cumming.

Author: Anonymous6969 http://rimjob.urbanup.com/1540809
11. (rimjob) (63↑, 20↓)
The art of giving a licking job around the rim of the sphincter muscle (hence 'rim'job).

My oh my, Mrs Carson just bent over and asked me to give her a RIMJOB in front of her friends. Well I couldn't resist. Later on, Mrs Carson and her friends repaid me by rimming me too.

12. (Rimjob) (42↑, 4↓)
rimjob, noun, also [rim job] a sex act involving the licking of the anal opening to incite pleasure in the recipient

Receiving a rimjob can be a fun part of foreplay when the anus is clean.

Author: beenie thomasen http://rimjob.urbanup.com/1535594
13. (Rimjob) (31↑, 6↓)
If you can adequately distinguish the difference between the taste of shit and asshole, you've obviously been down that road....

this food tastes like asshole\!" "fuckin salad tosser, I knew you gave rimjobs."

14. (Rimjob) (160↑, 143↓)
The act of cleaning or polishing ones bicycle rims.

I'm giving the village bike a rim-job tommorow

15. (Rimjob) (13↑, 0↓)
Having your girlfriend give you a blowjob while you're immersed in the breathtaking world of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Rob: Hey, I heard Jake got his girl to give him a rimjob while he was playing last night. Bill: That lucky sonofabitch\! And we have to cover our crotches with steak sauce and get the neighbor's dog\! Rob: Uh... I'm pretty sure that's just you.

16. (rimjob) (53↑, 41↓)
the ultimate act of love that consists of utilizing one's tongue as human toilet paper.

beavis: i need tp for my bunghole\!

17. (Rimjob) (11↑, 2↓)
Involves a variety of techniques to stimulate the anus including kissing, licking, and sliding the tongue in and out of the anus. Pleasure for the receiver comes from the sensitive nerve endings surrounding the anal opening, which are not typically stimulated by the tongue and lips

He lifted her legs so her knees were on her shoulders, then licked and tongue fucked her asshole to give her the best rimjob she ever had.

18. (Rimjob) (39↑, 30↓)
The act of licking or using the tongue around the anus.

Everynight, before bed Dick Cheney gives G.W. Bush a rimjob.

19. (Rimjob) (34↑, 29↓)
Ironically, this is the act of sending a [Russian Mountain Goat] into celestial orbit.

The good citizens of [Goatssechsschyre] give a good Rimjob.

20. (Rimjob) (46↑, 41↓)
A rimjob is when you put your legs around your head and let someone lick your asshole.

See south park the movie

21. (Rimjob) (41↑, 38↓)
When someone lick your asshole

I would love to get a rimjob

22. (Rimjob) (2↑, 0↓)
The act of fornicating with a woman while playing Elderscrolls V: Skyrim.

"I was having a pretty good rimjob until I ended with slaying two dragons."

23. (Rimjob) (2↑, 0↓)
Licking in and around ass hole.

Whats a Rimjob? Visit: RIMJOB.TV

24. (Rimjob) (0↑, 0↓)
A person who is spends a majority of there time playing or obsessing over the game SkyRim.

Roommate 1: "Dude Jeff took the television from the living room too his friends place too continue his [skyrim] binge after playing six hours today, I just want to use it for five minutes" Roommate 2: "At least we dont have to watch or hear that RIMJOB play anymore."

25. (Rimjob) (1↑, 2↓)
rimjob noun \\ˈrim-job'\\ RIMJOB 1: a venture involving great risk but promising a great reward if successful; also : a venture unlikely to succeed unless it includes alcohol. 2: an entry of the tongue into your partner's anus giving the ultimate climax. 3: a sexual activity in which the chances of the returned favor are slight but if reciprocated will rock your world First Known Use of RIMJOB 1867 Rhymes with RIMJOB bob, corn cob, handjob, keyfob, hobnob, lob, sob

The chrome wheels of my 2001 Altima were losing their luster, so my mechanic gave me a rimjob.

26. (Rimjob) (23↑, 24↓)
Licking somones Ass stimulating there anus so you can shove a big dildo or cock up it. Usually feels good for the person getting their ass licked Can cause HIV/AIDS because of small parasites around and inside the anus. Put it this way You will have a horrible taste in your mouth if you ever try it. It will probbably make you vomit unless you like the taste of shit.

Watch a gay porn movie. gay guy 1 give me a rimjob gay guy 2 okay but dont fart\!

27. (rimjob) (0↑, 3↓)
to stick ones penis in and around the hole of ones anus

man1: "how was last night with stacey" man2: "i gave her the best rimjob shes ever had"

28. (rimjob) (12↑, 20↓)
the licking of someones asshole for sexual pleasure

"the only reason jordan got into high school was by giving his principal a rimjob, then letting him shit in his mouth"

29. (rimjob) (31↑, 39↓)
Have your ring piece licked, preferably after having it cleaned, sometimes it is cleaned in the process (depending on the lickers preference). It is an amazing feeling, more commonly exercised by homosexuals.

'I walked in om my mum giving my dad a rimjob last night' 'You lucky bastard' 'My dad's the lucky one'

Author: Barry Mckeown http://rimjob.urbanup.com/1741180
30. (Rimjob) (26↑, 35↓)
When somebody sticks there legs over the back of there head and somebody licks there arsehole
31. (Rimjob) (1↑, 21↓)
Picking the crusty boogers from the outer edge of your nostril in one fluid, sweeping motion (by a rotation of the hand). Performed solely with the index finger in the nose. Commonly defended as "itching the inside of my nose"

I caught my brother giving himself a rimjob and wiping it under the table.

32. (rimjob) (58↑, 78↓)
to lick someone's anus hole for pleasure....dunno why tho...

girl: so what do you want to do? guy: oh i dunno. girl: we could have sex guy: yea, how about i give you a rimjob? girl: what the F is a rimjob? guy: well your about to find out bitch... 2 minutes later: girl: oh that was amazing guy: oh fuck, your a mexican? no wonder it tasted like taco's...im gonna throw up\!

Author: dopeman_4_420 http://rimjob.urbanup.com/1939392
33. (Rimjob) (19↑, 39↓)
The stimulation of the anal with some ones toung.

Kamrin performed Rim Jobs for sexual favors\!

34. (rimjob) (5↑, 27↓)
To lie in the sixty-nine position with your head between each others legs, and enjoy the profit of both sexual parts.

I got to sleep with my wife, and my homeboy, in one night, I never knew that giving and getting a rimjob is like, eating in and out in one night.

35. (Rimjob) (26↑, 48↓)
it is the action of licking ones ass vigorously until her cum is dripping on your nose
36. (Rimjob) (53↑, 82↓)
The art of having a squirming tongue tantalize your anal cavity. Quite revolting, really. See [rim].

I gave my dad a rimjob. Now I am feared across the whole of my preschool.

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://rimjob.urbanup.com/66074
37. (Rimjob) (36↑, 67↓)
To eat ass

My boyfriend was hungry, so I served up some ass. He called it Rimly Goodness. Heelllll YYYeeeaaaahhh.

38. (rimjob) (16↑, 63↓)
The act of going for the milk dud.

With a little elbow grease, I got Sandy's milk dud last night. Then she got mine. Its kind of a thing we do.

39. (rimjob) (20↑, 83↓)
eric cartmans mom

put your legs behind your head and your ass is licked

40. (rimjob) (9↑, 101↓)
When you stick your tongue in someones ass while they shit. Goes great with milk\!

You gave your dad a rimjob for breakfast and sucked his sausage.

Author: Pass the Biscuit http://rimjob.urbanup.com/1861819
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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